DIARY OF A DOG
Monday 20th september
Hello today when i went to trick training i had to try and shake someone's dirty hands! There were other dogs there too but I heard that I was gonna start PRIVATE dog training. After dog training I went to go play with the labrador next door. My owner said I was going to the vet. I was so sad, Lab said I was lucky but I didn't feel lucky. When we got to the vet they looked all over my teeth (but it was worth it because I got a treat!) Eventually we got home and I went to go see the new poodle next door. She said she was too busy playing dress up with her owner ( I was a bit sad). So I just went back to lab (labrador) . We played in the dirt and got all messy. I didn’t care if we were messy, we had fun! Lab’s owner called him in for dinner then my owner called me in too. I had a bath and then I had some dinner. I also had some extra treats for being a good boy at the vet then after that I went to sleep ( I hoped that I could play with the poodle next door, I didn't even know her name!)
Tuesday 21st September
Hi people!
If you're reading this you know I'm A dog. So Basically I heard my owners parents last night saying dogs were DUMB! I was very offended when they said that because I think I'm pretty smart. I mean I am writing a diary. Today I went to the Shiba inu's house 🏡 He was napping so I barked and barked until he woke up he was very mad he said "I WANT TO SLEEP WHY DO YOU KEEP BARKING YOU ENGLISH SPRINGER!!!" He was being very mean to us amazing English Springer spaniels! But then I saw the poodle next door come out of her house so I went to go talk to her I asked her what her name was and she said "Oh your the Springer next door, my name is Luna and for your information I'm a FRENCH poodle " She seemed like she was in a mood so I just said "well hi Luna I'm Luca nice to meet you" and then…. HER OWNER HAD ANOTHER DOG it was another poodle it was a girl she said "hey there I heard your name was Luca my name is star that weird poodle over there, yeah her name is Luna". I did NOT like her , she was so mean to Luna I mean I knew white poodles were a bit mean but she was TOO mean! All the poodles on my street were mean but Star, she was NOT the nicest poodle. I hope tomorrow I don't have to talk to her.
Wednesday 22nd September
Today my owner took me on a walk. We walked 100 times around the block! I was getting tired so I sat down and she said "oh come on it's only the 98th time, I mean we don't have anything better to do and my parents told me to go outside!" I thought to just keep on walking since we were in level 4 but the other day I heard her scream " YES WE ARE MOVING DOWN LEVELS!!" I thought she was going crazy because it's DELTA and we are probably gonna be here for a while. When we were walking I saw lab I told asked him if he wanted to play but hi said HE was going to the dentist I chuckled and said "ok buddy good luck 🤞" my owner said this weird name she said " hey Luca my name is Olive" I was really confused so I decided to just call her a olive. Well that all I have to say today bye!
Also I write a bit of the diary every day
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